Hypochondriacs

I was complaining to Davin that my neck was hurting. He asked what I did. I said, "I don't know...maybe it's meningitis." He said, "It is not meningitis!!" Alea asked what is meningitis. I told her it was an illness that affects your back and neck. Davin said, "It is an illness that your mother does NOT have!" Alea asked if it was contagious. I told her it was. She said, "Well, then I probably have that." Davin said, "You and your mother are hypochondriacs!" Alea asked what that was. Davin told her it is when you say your back hurts, you neck hurts, your feet hurt, and everything else. She said, "Oh my goodness!!!! I TOTALLY HAVE THAT!!!"